"The Regina Monologues"
Written by: John Swartzwelder
Directed by: Mark Kirkland
First aired: November 23, 2003
S15E04
(EABF22)
Episode Background
Episode Background:
"The Regina Monologues"
"The Regina Monologues"
Written by: John Swartzwelder
Directed by: Mark Kirkland
First aired: November 23, 2003
S15E04
EABF22
Episode Background
The Regina Monologues was part of the fall lineup of the 2003-2004 US TV schedule. It first aired November 23, 2003 at 8pm on Fox following “King of the Hill” and was followed by “a Simpsons repeat”, both of which remain top notch examples of quality television, well worth clearing your Sunday nights to watch on the family TV. The Regina Monologues was seen by over 12 million people when it first aired according to Nielsen ratings.
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Plot
The episode sees the Simpson family travel to the United Kingdom for vacation. There, they meet several celebrities including Tony Blair, Evan Marriott, Ian McKellen and J. K. Rowling. Later, Homer is arrested and locked in the Tower of London for accidentally crashing into the Queen’s carriage. Meanwhile, Abraham Simpson journeys to find Edwina, his long lost love.
“Dad, no! You turned into a roundabout!”
Top Quotable Lines
- Bart: “TV sucks”. Homer: “I know you′re upset right now, so I′ll pretend you didn′t say that”.
- Homer: “To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life′s problems!”
- Homer: “Hello? You′ll have to speak up. I′m wearing a towel”
Top Ranking Term
Professor Frink has ran advanced ranking algorithms and processed every spoken line of this episode and found that…
“keep turning”
… is the top ranking unique term in The Regina Monologues.
“Please, find it in your jewel-encrusted heart to forgive me.”